33 Immortals: Explore New Features in the Fourth Playtest Starting May 20

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So, here we go again, friends. “33 Immortals” is shouting its way back into our lives with another Xbox Insiders playtest. This one kicks off on Tuesday, May 20 at the break of 8 AM PT (or 11 AM ET for those on the other side). We’ve got a whole six days to plunge into the chaos until the doors close on Monday, May 26. Oh, and get this—it’s finally accessible on Xbox One. Thunder Lotus is practically jumping up and down about it. Limited spots though, so imagine a mad dash on May 20th. It’s 33-player co-op madness, and you probably don’t want to miss it.

Right, the game. You’re a doomed soul—yep, just your standard fight-the-final-boss scenario. Rebel against God’s final judgment with 33 of your pals. Sounds fun, if a bit intense. Anyway, mash together with the others and fend off a mess of monsters and bosses that would rather see you fail. There’s instant matchmaking, so it’s like jumping into a pool without checking the water temp—thrilling, maybe? Load up on cool relics and polish your soul to a shiny finish. Wrath of God? It’s waiting around the corner.

Craving more intel? Sign up on the 33 Immortals website. (Supposedly all answers are revealed there.)

Updates? Fixes? Oh man, where to start? Control rebinding. Yeah, they’ve finally added that. Listening to players or something. The Sword of Justice, the Staff of Sloth, Bow of Hope, those pesky Feats—yep, constantly tweaking stuff based on what people like us say.

More updates live in the full patch notes if you’re the studious type.

Mark these times if you don’t want to get distracted:

– Kicks off: Tuesday, May 20, 8 AM PT (11 AM ET)
– Wraps up: Monday, May 26, 8 AM PT (11 AM ET)

Now, actually getting your hands on the game? May 20th again—8 AM PT. Sign in on your Xbox or PC (if they’re cooperating, of course). Dive into the Xbox Insider Hub app, hop over to Previews > 33 Immortals, hit Join, and wait as it flutters its way to the Store. Then, bam! You’ve got 33 Immortals Beta installed.

Quick heads-up—you gotta be fast because it’s first-come, first-served. Everyone’s sprinting for the finish line, I’d imagine.

Feedback? Oh, they want it. If 33 Immortals throws a tantrum (or any bugs pop up), use “Report a problem.” Hold the home button like it’s the golden key, pick the Games category, and spill your tech woes.

Don’t wander off yet—there’s more. Follow @XboxInsider on, what is it now, X/Twitter? And yes, the Xbox Insider SubReddit is still buzzing.

Okay, that’s the lowdown. Maybe I’ll see you in the game? Or not. Who knows.