Nintendo Update: August 14, 2025 (North America)

Alright, so here’s the thing. I was scrolling through the latest Nintendo eShop update for North America. Typical me, I got sucked into the world of Nintendo Switch 2 and Switch. Seriously, I can’t stay away. And yeah, there’s a bunch of discounts too — like, who doesn’t love a good deal?

Nintendo eShop Madness

This week is seriously bonkers with deals everywhere. I mean, I almost skipped breakfast diving into the list on Nintendo of America’s site. The discounts just keep pulling you back in.

Nintendo Switch 2: What’s Dropping

So, the stars of this week? Brace yourself. We’re talking Drag X Drive (which sounds like you’d need a seatbelt just to watch someone play, right?), and EA Sports Madden NFL 26 — a total game day storm right there.

Nintendo Switch Releases: What’s Poppin’

Okay, here’s the thing. We’ve got a lineup that could make anyone’s head spin. Stuff launching this week includes:

• 1989 After the War: Hits on Friday, the 15th. (I swear, time travels with this one.)
• Bendy: Lone Wolf: Same launch date. Creepy vibes, anyone?
• Bubble Wizard IV Saga: I don’t even know why, but bubbles and wizards together sound oddly right.
• Bunkers 1944 FPS: Lock and load on Friday.
• Camp Life: Wilderness Survival 2025: I’m already stressed about finding virtual drinking water.
• Cats in Cozy Rooms: Because why wouldn’t you want cozy cats?

Honestly, that’s not even the half of it. Should I mention the likes of Cyber Car Seller Simulator? (Do we need this? Maybe. Maybe not.) Or how about GOST of Time landing Friday — although with a name like that, you’d think it transcended time? There’s NanaKnight, which sounds like something that would be way more dramatic than it is.

And, wait for it, Re:Play is also on Friday, alongside Mind Over Magnet—I’m not exactly sure how magnets play into it, but I’m intrigued. Oh, and Kimono Cats—because cats in cute apparel are life, pretty much.

You can chase down your inner ninja with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown or feel the rhythm with Zumba – Treasure of the Marble Sea—which, let’s be real, sounds like a workout my mind isn’t prepared for yet.

This update’s not just a list; it’s more like a mood. Nintendo’s really got this weird way of making time irrelevant — you’re lost in this virtual bliss before you know it.

Don’t ask me where this week went. Nintendo took it. Whatever.