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So, get this — The Pokémon Company International just dropped a little bombshell. Latios, yup, that majestic blue dragon-thingy, is crashing into Pokémon UNITE on, uh, I think it’s Friday? Yeah, July 18. It’s all tied up with this big four-year bash the game’s throwing. Crazy, right?
Remember when Latios first flew into our lives in Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire? I swear, those games kept me up way past any sane bedtime. Anyway, now it’s gonna dive headfirst into Aeos Island’s battle arenas. Picture it — chaos, dragons, the usual.
Caught this on social media, the company itself said, “The Pokémon UNITE 4th Anniversary begins on July 18!” And guess what, yep, Latios is strutting in as an Attacker. I mean, I wasn’t totally expecting that, but hey! They also teased that more stuff’s on the way. My guess? More surprises. Or not. Who can say?
Oh! And if you’re somehow not in the loop — Pokémon UNITE. It’s just this super casual, stress-free online game, free to snatch up from wherever you download your things: Nintendo eShop, App Store, Google Play. Just don’t blame me if you lose a few hours. Or days. Whatever. Happy gaming!