Apple Expected to Launch Multiple XR Headsets and Glasses by 2028

Okay, so let’s dive into the swirling whirlpool of rumors and sneak peeks about Apple’s latest tech shenanigans—yes, I’m talking goggles and glasses, folks. And let’s just say, Ming-Chi Kuo has been talking a lot. Basically, it’s like Apple decided to rain down a symphony of futuristic eyewear on us.

Picture this: you’ve got your Vision Pro headsets, which apparently are getting a boost with something called an M5 chip? Sounds fancy, right? Like, imagine if your toaster got an upgrade and suddenly starts doing your taxes. That’s set for mass production in 2025—mark your calendars, or don’t, I’m not your life coach.

But moving on to even lighter territory, there’s this device whimsically dubbed ‘Vision Air.’ If the leaks are right—and let’s admit it, who eeeeven knows—it’s legit weighing less than that huge burrito you regret having at lunch. Word is it’s like 40% lighter, loaded with plastic lenses and some magnesium magic. Fewer sensors though. Less spy tech? Probably not what you were thinking, am I right?

Suddenly we’re thrown into the world of Apple’s vision for…wait, how did we start talking about an audio-first wearable? Something like Ray-Bans but with more jazz hands and fewer not-so-needed screens. Seriously though, Apple has dreams of pumping out 3-5 million units of these in a not-too-distant future. Get ready to bop around town looking like you stepped out of a sci-fi flick. Sort of.

Now—for the drumroll—the possible pièce de résistance (I’m thinking of using French more, feels fancy), Kuo drops a hint about these mystical XR glasses. Apple dreams of crafting these with color displays and AI features. Smart glasses with a colorful twist? Or is this just going to be another fleeting tech trend, spiraling out like my thoughts while writing this?

And while we’re dreaming, some say Apple paused one of their projects. Why? Apparently, it wasn’t thin enough. Maybe they’re planning for devices that float or something. Hey, if your heart’s set on desperately waiting for this gizmo, I wouldn’t hold my breath. But feel free if you’re into that sort of suspense.

Finally, it seems like all these wild speculations are wrapped in that thick layer of mystery Apple takes pride in. Secretive much? The revelations are like trying to solve a puzzle that keeps changing pieces, but that’s part of the fun, right? Anyway—no, wait—that’s it! Or is it? Come back for the next episode of “What’s Apple Up To Now?”. Stay curious! Or don’t. It’s up to you.