Nintendo Launches Summer Sale on Switch Games

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Oh man, if you’re like me and can’t ever get enough of gaming (like, seriously, my backlog is ridiculous), then listen up! The Switch 2—yeah, that’s happening—is now letting us play a bunch of older Switch games that have been magically updated to work on the new system. And what makes this sweeter? They’re on sale. Like, why didn’t I know sales could be this exciting? Anyway, they’ve got stuff like Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury. Oh, and The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening—still such a beaut of a game. And Super Mario Odyssey, ’cause why wouldn’t you want to be a hat-throwing plumber? Seriously, those first-party titles are having a field day at the eShop right now. Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD kinda caught my eye, and then there’s Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Definitive Edition. Let’s not forget Nintendo Switch Sports, and of course, Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Admit it, you still find Tom Nook mildly intimidating. Oh, and there’s Fitness Boxing 3 if sweating in front of a screen is your thing, and the somewhat mysterious Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition.

But wait—yeah, yeah, you thought that was it, didn’t you? Nope. Tons of third-party and indie games are jumping into this price-slashing frenzy. It’s like a gaming buffet, but where instead of food, you just pile up games you may or may not ever play. (Guilty as charged!) Honestly, maybe we don’t need dinner when there’s something like 30 games calling my name… or is that just me? A few to look at: Balatro, Hades (finally, Hades!), Tetris Forever—because Tetris never really gets old, Metal Slug Tactics, Yakuza Kiwami (for those action vibes), Monster Train First Class, the classic Diablo 3: Eternal Collection, and let’s throw in some Borderlands 2 for good measure.

And hey, here’s a tease of some prices if you’re curious, but who am I kidding, you know you’re gonna check ’em all out!

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That’s that! Feel free to dive into the gaming madness!