New Oblivion Remastered Mod Introduces Rock Eating Feature

Ah man, you know that weird feeling when you bite into something unexpected? Like, imagine munching on a rock. Yep, turns out there’s this funky Oblivion Remastered mod letting you—hold on, let me savor the moment—chow down on stones. As if you’re this legendary Hero of Kvatch who also, well, swallows gems. Why not, right?

So picture this: you’re at home or maybe awkwardly parked at a supermarket, hollering at your screen. Throwback to Morrowind days, where Bethesda let you do all sorts of wacky stuff. Spears galore and quests with directions vaguer than your uncle’s vacation stories. Honestly, kind of miss it.

Now here’s the juicy bit—Modder CephalonImp made this ‘Edible Gems’ mod. You’re basically gobbling up rocks, gems, ores—like you’re some quirky adventurer biking around Cyrodiil. People might call it crazy; I call it… well, still crazy.

Imagine tasting a gold nugget. Don’t ask me how that works, but it’s got this aftertaste—silency, burdeny, a dash of shocking weakness. Add some personality fortification just to spice things up. Feels like Sheogorath’s private recipe book, doesn’t it? Calls for Jamie Oliver to put it on his menu, if you ask me.

Anyway, say your starter’s a nice pearl dish, followed by, um, madness ore with a sapphire finish. Dessert? Maybe try a bear pelt. Raw animal hides are the new kale, apparently. Nutritious? Probably not. Entertaining? A thousand percent.

It wouldn’t be proper without mentioning how CephalonImp made sure you’re not breaking any lore rules. Because eating rocks in a way that’s not true to the Elder Scrolls universe? Unthinkable. No flawed gems here either, just everything valued like they’re flawless. Talk about decadent dining.

Oh, and while you’re at it, might as well wash down those rocks with some guilt over selling them for decent coin instead. Choice and consequence, classic RPG stuff. No mods making them, uh, stuck later though. That’s probably for the best.

Anyway—wait—yeah, so don’t forget to scrape the gravel off your plate. And if you want more chaos, check out what other Oblivion modders are cooking up. It’s wild.