Sony Job Listing Suggests More Ports in Development

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Okay, so, picture this. Sony—yeah, the PlayStation folks—are apparently inching toward sharing their prized games beyond their usual territories. Why? I dunno, maybe someone sneezed on a memo and this job listing popped up. Anyway.

They’re searching for someone to help spread PlayStation Studios’ magic everywhere—Steam, Epic, even Xbox and Nintendo. Xbox, though?! (Insert shocked emoji here.) Those two have been like cats and dogs forever, right? And don’t even get me started on the whole console wars thing – a bit like my neighbors fighting over their tomato plants. Suddenly, everyone’s swapping seeds.

But here we are, with PlayStation dropping games on PCs and even the whole Helldivers 2 thing going cross-play with Xbox next month. Wild stuff. Can they keep this up? Maybe. Or, is this just a one-time laugh?

I mean, think about it. If Sony’s library starts popping up here, there, everywhere, all those loyal fans might, y’know, get a bit… antsy? Or maybe they’ll love it. Who knows—people are unpredictable like that, much like my coffee brewing skills first thing in the morning. Ever tasted burnt coffee? Not fun.

Anyway—no, wait… where was I? Right. Games everywhere. So, are we thrilled about this potential gaming love fest? Maybe “thrilled” isn’t the right word—curious? Let’s go with curious. Tell me what you think! Or don’t. I’ll be here, pondering the sound of wet cardboard tires on icy roads.