Survival Game “Dysmantle” Surpasses Two Million Sales

Alright, so I’m just gonna dive right into this wild mess about the survival game, Dysmantle. Grab your popcorn, because it’s been quite the journey.

Apparently, Dysmantle has sold over two million copies. Yep, two million! And you know what? The game developers, 10tons, spilled the beans on this big news, reflecting on their 40 months (or something like that) since launching the full game in November 2021. Oh, but before that, it was baking in Early Access for a year. Kind of like letting bread rise before you bake it, I guess. It’s everywhere now—PC, PlayStation, Xbox, Switch, and even your phone. Can you even imagine playing it in line at the grocery store?

But wait, they didn’t exactly say where most of these copies landed. Maybe they’re keeping it a secret? Or maybe they forgot. Who knows.

So here’s a fun tidbit—they’re throwing a bit of a party to celebrate the two million mark. How? By tossing out a new physical copy of the game for PlayStation 5 and Nintendo Switch. Isn’t that a hoot? But brace yourself, because according to someone fancy at 10tons, Sampo Töyssy—who has a title so long I can’t even—things got a bit sour. They hoped to release this version in the US too, but the universe had other plans. Why? No clue. Just lots of “unfortunate circumstances” apparently. Classic, right?

Anyway, they’re crossing fingers that folks who want this shiny new edition can snag it. And they’re super grateful for all the fan love—like, super-duper grateful. So, yeah, I guess that’s the story of Dysmantle so far.

Alright, I’ll stop rambling now. Happy gaming, or collecting, or whatever floats your boat!