‘COLD VR’ Spiritual Successor to ‘Superhot’ Receives Major ‘SUB-ZERO’ Update Next Month

Whoa, okay, where do I even start with this? So, Cold VR—this game, it’s like some kind of mind-bending puzzle meets shooter? Yeah, that’s it. Imagine, instead of time going all warp-speed when you move, everything just… chills out? Like the universe is saying, “Take a breath, think fast, don’t mess up.” Wild, right? Oh, and this new version, Sub-Zero Edition or whatever, has more stuff coming soon. All this excitement dropping June 2nd for Quest and PC VR folks.

They’re tossing in five fresh levels, so, more madness to navigate. Apparently, there’s some brand new campaign thing where AI enemies get smarter—like, why would I want my enemies smarter? To shake things up, they’re making those creepy Backroom levels optional. Thank goodness! Seriously, those always gave me the heebie-jeebies.

The studio (ALLWARE, by the way) also confessed they’re revamping the intro and menu screens. I guess to make starting the game less of a chore? Funny how they talk like jumping into a virtual world is about existential efficiency now.

Oh, and guess what? There’s a weapon-catching mechanic now. Picture this–you’re out there, and bam! Weapons flying everywhere and you’re catching them like a pro. Plus, they’ve upgraded visuals, added room-scale funkiness, and if you’re into bHaptics—those vests that give your body a good shake—they’re supported too. Bonus: PSVR 2? It’s coming. When? No clue. They’re being all mysterious about it.

Anyway—wait, where was I? Oh yes, in the meantime, if you’re itching to play, Cold VR’s chilling over on the Horizon Store for Quest 2 and ya know, on Steam for PC VR. All yours for 20 bucks. Cheap or not, you decide.

And yeah, seriously, if those updates shake up your world, let me know. But hey, don’t blame me if your brain feels like it’s running a marathon in slow-mo.