Cyborg Schoolgirl Leads Teens on Office Rampage

Alright, so imagine this — we’re in this crazy future Japan, right? Where folks are stuck working around the clock. Like, 24/7, no breaks. It’s wild. This evil corp’s got its claws in ’em. But who’s gonna stand up to these corporate bigwigs, huh? Enter this badass cyborg schoolgirl. Yep, you heard that right. She’s got guns, swords, the whole shebang, and she’s gonna take these cyber-slaves (I mean, weird, right?) and their nasty bosses down. This is Full Metal Schoolgirl for ya.

Now, Full Metal Schoolgirl, it’s like the latest wild ride from Yuke’s. If Yuke’s rings a bell, that’s probably ’cause they’re the brains behind those wrestling games — oh and Earth Defense Force spin-offs, can’t forget those. They’ve teamed up with D3Publisher. Those guys who love campy stuff like The OneChanbara series (super fun, if you’re into that kind of thing). So yeah, this game’s trailer drops and it’s just… madness. Picture schoolgirl outfits with massive firepower. That’s what we’re talking about.

You’re one of these two robo-schoolgirls scaling this ginormous 100-story corporate tower — it’s called Meternal Jobz. I know, right? Just ridiculous. Anyway, these “Working Dead” office zombies (sounds creepier than it is) are blocking your way to the evil CEO. And as you go up the tower, which keeps changing, you gotta battle office drones and super freaky security stuff. Upgrade your gear, ‘cause you’ll need it.

The whole vibe of Full Metal Schoolgirl is cheeky as heck. The trailer’s fun, no doubt about it, but there’s something about the Japanese one — it’s got this catchy theme song too. It’s like they’re really having a blast with this whole idea.

Oh, right, almost forgot — the schoolgirls? They’re streaming their battles live. Like, real-time live. Viewers can send gifts and upgrades. Kinda wild, in a cool way. It’s like mixing Twitch with saving the world.

Mark your calendars; this chaos hits on Oct. 23! You’ll find it on the Nintendo Switch 2, PlayStation 5, and your trusty PC via Steam and the Epic Games Store. Be ready for some digital mayhem!