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Alright, so Minecraft — yeah, that blocky game everyone and their grandma seems to know? It’s been around for over a decade! Crazy, right? Mojang, the brains behind it, recently spilled the beans on some glitches that are practically legends now. You’ve got stuff like flying squids and weird rail mechanics, and somehow these bugs turned into fun features.
Bugs. They’re everywhere in tech, like gremlins in the code. Even the software that’s supposed to be squeaky clean. But Minecraft? It’s a sandbox! You can build stuff or just go prancing around as a blocky sheep, which means more chances for things to go hilariously wrong. Let’s take the Creeper, for instance. Did you know it was born from a wonky pig model? Like, Notch — that’s Minecraft’s creator — saw this glitchy pig and thought, “Hey, that’s not a pig, but maybe it’s… something?” Bam! Iconic green nightmare fuel.
I remember watching a video — or was it just a dream? — where a bunch of Mojang folks, including this guy Jeb, chatted about bugs in Minecraft. They’re talking about how players find the craziest stuff because, well, there are millions of us poking around. There’s this old bug where you could boost speed with two minecarts side by side. I mean, who figured that one out? Anyway — wait, no — that’s how we got powered rails!
Actually, let’s detour to squids for a second. Jeb, our guy from earlier, remembered how squids came from cows. Literally. He swapped cows in code, forgot to remove the milking, and yup, you could milk squids. Eww. But, hey, early days were wild! There was also a bug giving squids flying powers. Imagine a flying squid — must’ve looked like one of my bizarre dreams.
Oh, and anyone into spooky internet stuff? Herobrine, the creepy Minecraft ghost legend, was born from these glitches and some wild imaginations. It’s not real, though some folks swear they’ve seen it — kinda like a video game Bigfoot.
Anyway, bugs and all, Mojang’s always fixing stuff, like duct-taping pieces together. Bedrock Edition? Well, some say it’s a bit shaky, but people still play it like crazy. And Minecraft keeps chugging along, bugs and all, because honestly, who doesn’t love a bit of chaos now and then?
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