Alright, buckle up folks, because we’re diving into the wild and wonderful world of Fortnite, where things get switched up faster than I change my socks. Remember those quirky little additions that pop up and then disappear before you even figure out how to use them? One word: Augments. Yeah, those. Gone but not forgotten!
Picture this: a Fortnite season rolls around, and boom! You’re thrust into a Star Wars bonanza. Yoda’s probably giving lightsaber lessons somewhere. Anyway, it’s not the first time. Darth Vader’s out there doing whatever Sith Lords do, and meanwhile, we’re juggling new weapons like they’re going out of style. I guess they sort of are? Every season is like a mixed bag of candy. You don’t quite know what’s in it, but you’re ripping it open anyway.
So, back to Augments. Those quirky little gremlins showed up in Chapter 4, and they were like a wildcard tossed into your game. Every couple of minutes, bam! You get to pick between two perks, and they’re as random as a dice roll. Some make you a beast, others make you fly (okay, not really, but balloons were involved). It’s like a surprise party every match – who doesn’t love those?
The Augments were a breath of fresh air, honestly. Like, take “Party Time.” You’re suddenly generating balloons. Why? No clue. But you’re bouncing around like you’re on a sugar high. And don’t get me started on “Aerialist.” Completely changed the game, redeploying gliders mid-air. Useful or just plain nuts? Maybe both.
And then, poof! Like a magician’s rabbit, they disappeared. Why? Heck if I know. Sometimes Fortnite surprises you with their decisions. Like that one time I wore mismatched socks on purpose, felt like everyone noticed? Probably no one did, but it felt important at the time.
And here’s the kicker – there were even more Augments planned! Stuff like passively earning points just by chilling in the storm circle. Sounds crazy, right? Some were just fun ideas waiting to come out and play. Like, never making it to the dance floor but always dreaming about it.
Look, Augments could totally come back. Fortnite’s twisted like that – always adding new layers. Maybe they’ll throw them into the mix again, maybe they won’t. Who’s to say? But if they do, I’ll be there, trying to remember why they stuck with me.
Here’s hoping. Fortnite, are you listening? Give us back those chaotic, lovely Augments. We’re ready for more surprises. Just like I’m ready to figure out this whole mismatched socks aesthetic. One day.