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Alright, so Season 8 of Diablo 4 is bringing a bunch of fresh new stuff. You got this sword cosmetic—Marrow of the Brute—and there’s this Skull Behelit Mount Trophy, both kinda interesting. I remember thinking, gosh, Mount Trophy? Sounds like something I’d mess up trying to say ten times fast, but hey, looks cool.
Anyway, to snag the sword, just watch Diablo 4 on Twitch for three hours before May 10. I mean, watching someone else play when you could be playing yourself—never quite got that. But free stuff, am I right? Then, there’s this gifting a Twitch sub thing from May 6 to June 3 for the mount trophy. Generosity pays, I guess, or at least gets you shiny game cosmetics.
Oh, right, Diablo teams up with Berserk on this crossover shindig too. Exclusive skins and whatnot. Well, treating yourself or maybe splurging on some Twitch gifts seems like the trendy thing.
Season 8’s called Belial’s Return—Belial, that guy from Diablo 3, is back. Sneaky and tough, as if hunting for headaches. Do people plan this? Probably. Or maybe they’re just winging it. Who knows. Gaming keeps me guessing—and yes, sometimes frustrated!
To celebrate the launch—and I admit, it’s hard to keep track of these campaigns—there’s also this Diablo 4 streamer support thing happening. You watch for some hours, get the sword cosmetic, wait a bit, then gift—or buy—a Twitch sub, and voila, you earn the Skull Behelit. Quite the reward cycle. Doesn’t hurt to root for small streamers too, come to think of it.
Connecting the dots: link up your Battle.net and Twitch, watch until May 10 for the sword. Be a Barbarian or Necromancer wielding this hefty thing like it’s a dream. Honestly, vivid imagination there. After? Be kind, gift a sub past May 6, and bam—trophy triumph! Feels like questing, but with a splash of real-world currency.
And if you’re into Berserk, starting May 6, all these cosmetics drop. The Hawks Destiny, some Skull Knight armor, all that anime jazz. Probably spend a small fortune decking out your in-game avatar, but it’s for the love of the game.
Crummy part? Some players hit snags with these Reliquary rewards—typical start-of-season hiccups. Let’s cross fingers Blizzard sorts it. Just another day in the gamers’ paradise, right?